If you are a hoarder, like me, you keep things that seem special at the time; and then re-find them years later and sometimes wonder why you kept them.
Then, there are the other things that you love to re-find.
Sorting through my stuff (in my continued quest to de-clutter) I found this gem that never fails to make me giggle.....
A newspaper article titled 'Wonderful world of wacky words'.
Word meanings....
Coffee: a person who is coughed on
Flabbergasted: appalled over how much weight you have gained
Abdicate: to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach
Esplanade: to attempt an explanation while drunk
Willy-nilly: impotent
Lymph: to walk with a lisp
Gargoyle: an olive flavoured mouthwash
Balderdash: a rapidly receding hairline
Testicle: a humorous question on an exam
Negligent: describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightgown
Oyster: a person who sprinkles their conversation with Yiddish expressions
Pokemon: a Jamaican proctologist
Still giggling
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